I'm currently crushing it on Twitter with about 70 followers. Promising start for a cult.

I just joined Instagram. Not sure how it works, but if 9 year-olds can figure it out, I'm marginally confident that I can. Marginally. 

Check out my commercial work. I'm chasing the dream of being the next Oscar Meyer Weiner Boy, Clara "Where's The Beef?" Peller, or Flo from Progressive.